
Kristy tries out her “new” couch. (I didn’t pose her, honest.)
When I asked Kristy what she wanted for her birthday, she gave me a list of things as a joke: a house, a new couch, etc. A joke not because she didn’t truly want them, but because they were only slightly out of my (and her) price range.
The apartment she shares with Mr T has fun, brightly coloured walls — red, lime green, turquoise — and her couch was “prison beige”, as I like to call it, sitting in the only cream-coloured room. Yuck. And she complained that when she wore summer clothes, her legs stuck to the cracking vinyl. But it was a free couch, so she and Mr T made do.

This is what the couch used to look like. Ew.
I decided to grant her wish, sort of, by making her a couch cover. Had I ever made one before? No, but since when has that ever stopped me? Neither had I ever made pillow covers, but that didn’t stop me from thinking I could. Ho ho ho.
I first tried to use a secondhand queen-sized sheet, but it wasn’t big enough, and the colour wasn’t very exciting. Then I found a single-bed sheet set in Kristy-friendly blue (we have been friends for awhile so I knew) on sale at Spotlight. It fit all of my requirements: the colour was good, in a poly-cotton blend (no ironing) and the fabric smooth enough that it wouldn’t attract cat fur. And there were only two sets left, so I bought them both, just in case.
I used the flat sheet to cover the main section from back to front (it was the perfect length, miraculously) and split the fitted sheet in half, using the fitted corners to cover the arms and top corners on each side of the couch. (Lazy or genius: you decide.) But first I cut off the elastic edges to make the sheet easier to work with.

Kristy models the discarded elastic.
I had to visit Kristy’s apartment a few times for fittings late at night (to avoid the sun), and the project proved to be more difficult than I thought. I can sew, but tailoring is not my area of expertise. I think a modular couch with straight edges would have been much easier.
I sewed everything together and tried it out, but it just didn’t look right. And let’s just say I cut a bit more in certain areas than I should have. I love cutting! Whoops. So less than a week before her actual birthday, I decided to give up on the first attempt, wash the second just-in-case sheet set and try again.

Ta da!
This time it worked a treat.
The second time I camped at her apartment for five hours, with my trusty sewing machine, so I could get it done mostly in one sitting. And I kept the elastic casings on and just removed the elastic itself. This made it easier to sew and also meant I didn’t have to finish the edges on the inside. Everything was already neat and tidy.
I also went for a less fitted structure the second time around. The first time I tried to pin everything to fit, with the couch cover inside-out, but that only made it worse because the couch is not actually symmetrical. When you flipped the couch cover right-side-out, it didn’t fit the same as before. So this time I just followed the sheet hems, rather than try to pin tightly around the structure. I smooshed the extra fabric into the folds and added ties to the front and the back to tidy up the loose ends. A much smarter idea, and Kristy loved them.
The fabric on the pillows is Bulokku by Lara Cameron, a super-cool local designer. I love her stuff but it is not usually within my budget, so this was the perfect special project to use up just a small amount of fabric.
The edges and backing are from the pillowcase that came with the sheet set. It looks like I did it intentionally, but I didn’t have enough Bulokku fabric to cover the fronts of the pillows entirely, so I used the pillowcase bits to compensate. And I hate sewing zippers and buttonholes, so I overlapped fabric in the back like an envelope, which worked great. The pillows are extra squishy, and Kristy and I liked these the best. I’ll have to make more now that I know how easy they are.